Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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