i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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