He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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