Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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