Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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