chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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