the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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