She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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