why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Randomize
