brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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