is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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