But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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