who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
