dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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