how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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