then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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