margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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