WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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