Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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