You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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