hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
