I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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