their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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