please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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