can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Never underestimate the power of titties
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