i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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