That's intense
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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