Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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