it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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