She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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