idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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