i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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