I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
So apparently I’m into choking now
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Randomize
