am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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