Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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