Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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