420 ftw
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
