some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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