So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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