Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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