The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
and she was petting her beer can
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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