Where is the hickey?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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