i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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