I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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