I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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