'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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