Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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