So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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