And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
