haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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