I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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