do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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