Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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