Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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