She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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